Chief Investment Strategist, The Freeport Society
It’s Christmas Eve…
Time to close the laptop, hang the stockings, and pour some eggnog.
Ok, maybe scratch the eggnog. It’s disgusting stuff. Let’s just settle on the more general “cup of good cheer.”
At any rate, I’ve made no secret of the fact that I regularly use artificial intelligence (AI) to automate basic office tasks. It makes me more productive and frees up more time for research.
Well, just for grins, I asked ChatGPT to write a ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas spoof about the raging bull market in Bitcoin.
It took a few iterations… and a little bickering with the AI bot to get it just right. But the final result was an instant classic that any Bitcoin enthusiast should appreciate.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and through crypto land,
The bulls were all charging, the gains looking grand.
Portfolios were checked with hopeful delight,
As Bitcoin hit $100K late that very night.Traders watched closely, their faces aglow,
With dreams of $1 million — how high could it go?
Budget deficits soared, debts ran out of sight,
Making Bitcoin a hedge through this fiscal plight.When out on the news came a thunderous sound:
“Trump backs a Bitcoin Reserve, the first ever found!
Russia, not waiting, announced theirs too —
A global race for Bitcoin was finally in view!”“Buy Bitcoin! Buy Ether! Grab Solana and LINK!
Stack Sats while you can — don’t pause or rethink!
To the moon with these prices, past every known wall,
Now trade away! Trade away! Trade away all!”The markets exploded with unyielding force,
Propelled by belief in Bitcoin’s set course.
Scarce, decentralized — no power could claim
The future of money now bearing its name.With a nod from the whale, the market surged higher,
Fanning the flames of a world-changing fire.
And I heard him exclaim, as he vanished from sight:
“Happy Bull Run to all, and to all a good night!”
If the ChatGPT retail product that sells for $20 per month can generate this… just imagine what the really high powered stuff can do. And then imagine what it will be able to do in a couple years…
That’s a longer conversation for 2025.
Merry Christmas from The Freeport Society.
To life, liberty, the pursuit of wealth, and a prosperous new year!